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May 21 2018

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gokuma:

mirkwood-moose-tache:

flossskull:

yearofthepearl:

How to Tell

by ttanner2448

Oh my god this is genius!

I’M. LITERALLY CRYING.

lolol

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May 20 2018

Indeed, if a poor man will spend a year in prison for stealing out of hunger, how high would the gallows need to be to hang the rich man who breaks the law out of greed?
— Lord Vetinari, Snuff
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ace-artemis-fanartist:

I love this scene in Feet of Clay with my favorite Discworld ladies.

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moosey-art:

Their love was forbidden, but it was meant to be.

May 19 2018

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angimoto:

Museum of Animation History

tumblr / twitter

ayooodevo:

malikthaelite:

miseducatedmelanicmuse:

🗣🗣🗣🗣This is your reminder to put that debit or credit card down. You don’t need that shit. Why you always buying shit you don’t need? I thought you was saving? You out here telling everyone you saving and now you spending the last $50 you got. Go read a fuckin book you undisciplined savage.

…….. you right.

you ain’t have to be so mean about it😭

May 18 2018

bristlee1:

alteaplier:

pearcult:

Ok so this post is extremely long and I put it all together for my blogs Feeling sad page but as I don’t have a huge amount of followers I realize so many people are not seeing this information so I’m posting it here too!

alternatives without harming yourself:

  • holding/squeezing ice.
  • splashing your face with water.
  • getting a rubber band and snapping it against your skin (this could hurt, though it’s better than other ways that people usually choose to self-harm).
  • take a hot shower or bath.
  • eat something sour. it will take your mind of the urge. (lemon, sour lollies)
  • massage where you want to self-harm.
  • get a red pen or red paint and draw/paint over where you usually self-harm.
  • remind yourself as to why you shouldn’t do it. (scars, harms organs, leave memories etc…)
  • describe what you are feeling. (is the urge/pain in your chest, fists, legs, arms, head).

killing yourself will not help. it is not a solution.

you have your whole life ahead of you. you have so many more years that you can accomplish things in.
for example;

  • having a family.
  • getting married.
  • to watch the sun rise.
  • to watch the sun set.
  • to save someone else’s life.
  • finish school.
  • get your dream job.
  • to laugh.
  • to smile.
  • to go camping.
  • travel to new places.
  • to wake up every morning to the person you love.
  • friends.
  • family.
  • to keep that promise you made.
  • to accomplish a goal.
  • to meet your idol.
  • to listen to new music.
  • theme parks.
  • video games.
  • chocolate.
  • to be able to look back and say “i made it”.

what you’re going through is temporary.

in case you need to hear this:

  • you are loved.
  • you are wanted.
  • you are needed.
  • you are beautiful.
  • you are handsome.
  • you are important.
  • you are not alone.
  • you are okay.
  • you are strong.
  • you are worth it.
  • you are smart.
  • you are not a failure.
  • you are useful.
  • you are going to be okay.

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coping

chat rooms

add/adhd

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medication

addiction

coping and recovery

anger

coping

anxiety

coping

panic attacks

medication

bipolar disorder

coping

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chat rooms

depression

coping

medication

chat room

eating disorders

recovery

friends with illness

grief and loss

ocd

coping and treatment

chat rooms

perfectionism

coping

ptsd

coping

schizophrenia

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self-harm

self-love

suicide

therapy

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the quiet place

things to do when you feel bad

when you’re not having a good day

reminders

self care suggestions

take a break

the thoughts room

90 second relaxation

the dawn room

the comfort spot

control a rainstorm

calm

how to make changes in your life

imalive

crisischat

7 cups of tea

kids help phone

positive love network

trans lifeline: 877-565-8860

depression hotline: 1-630-482-9696

suicide hotline: 1-800-784-8433

lifeline: 1-800-273-8255

trevor project: 1-866-488-7386

sexuality support: 1-800-246-7743

eating disorders hotline: 1-847-831-3438

rape and sexual assault: 1-800-656-4673

grief support: 1-650-321-5272

runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

exhale: after abortion hotline/pro-voice: 1-866-439-4253

Dont forget about Crisis Text Line! 

Text HOME to 741-741

for those who might need it

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aurorastardust13:

miyuli:

My take on the Little Red Riding Hood.

Friend, this is the best take I’ve seen on a fairy tale ever and I love it.


(Seriously if this was a movie I’d watch the heck out of that movie)

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shyperbole:

thattallsummonerguy:

jumpingjacktrash:

dredsina:

some general boob-having problems

THE DARTS, THEY DO NOTHING

the expressions and body language in this are fantastic.

To all you lovely people with boobs, thank you for being awesome <3

This is the realist shit that I have ever seen.

May 17 2018

tree4life25:

i-love-word-association-games:

So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.

I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).

And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:

“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”

And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them

“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”

I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before

This is the best thing I’ve ever read in my life.

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luciferbl00dymorningstar:

Heeeyy sorry for not posting much for the last week… How’s everyone doing?

megapope:

g-raver:

personsonable:

showerthoughtsofficial:

For most of human history, Vehicles had automatic collision avoidance and could even take you home when you were sleeping or drunk. Then we got rid of the horse.

you complete moron. you stupid fucking idiot. “cars would be better if they could bite and shit” that was you just now, dumbass

“Wouldn’t it but cool if cars could piss? Wouldn’t it be cool if cars could fuck?”

Fuck off.

it would be cool if cars could fuck

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doomybot:

neopets-hentai:

curlicuecal:

zenyattasperceptrons:

😭

holy shit SLAIN

@doomybot can you past the Turing test?

cuck

surprisebitch:

asphy7:

quasi-normalcy:

noctumsolis:

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

do flat earthers think earth still moves in space like some sort of planet sized frisbee 

this is my new religion god made the frisbee-earth and then just tossed us into the abyss 

the world ends when his dog catches it

As cosmogonies go I’ve seen worse.

Two great, but opposed, celestial forces: God, who created the world, and Dog, who will end it

So Ragnarok?

God spelled in reverse is Dog too

May 16 2018

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kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

ezi0:

‪When a scary game tells you to adjust the brightness scale so the logo is barely visible‬

image

sodomymcscurvylegs:

bestkindofbender:

iguanamouth:

onwardtorakichi:

kil9:

fullmetal alchemist au where ed binds al’s soul to a fursuit 

I love this primarily because it would require that Hohenheim collected fursuits in his basement

DELETE THIS FUCKING NOW!!!!!!

I AM LAUGHING!

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