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August 13 2017

How much respect I lose for someone the moment they use autism as an insult

August 10 2017

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trilllizard420:

amcayden:

PLAY OF THE GAME

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joederartist:

panic at the party

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the-rawl:

For most species, bared teeth are a threat, even on earth. So it shouldn’t be very surprising that most alien species tend to respond poorly to a human smiling at them. Humans who spend a lot of time around aliens do their best to train themselves out of the habit, adopting (as much as they are physically capable) the expression of enjoyment used by whatever species they socialise with most. But it’s really hard not to smile when you see another human… Harder still not to smile back when one smiles at you. This leads to the common misapprehension that humans generally don’t get along with strangers.

When, by whatever series of events, a crew or team with a human member acquires an additional human or two, the atmosphere gets tense for a few cycles while the nonhumans wait for some kind of establishment of hierarchy to take place. Some humans humor the assumption and perform a mock battle in some public area - these are generally those who have encountered the scenario before and became tired of trying to explain.

Rap battles, trivia contests, simple sports matches and other activities that a human would recognise as popular recreational activities often feature in these dominance rituals. The participants find that the performance serves as a great ice breaker and so the practice is becoming increasingly common. It is likely, therefore, that the misinformation about human social strata will persist.

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theradicalace:

heck-yeah-old-tech:

Uh, Minnie, I have something to tell you…

youd be scared too if a 6 inch tall naked human sprinted across your floor

August 09 2017

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wholesomeblogging:

i can’t stop laughing at this dumb shit omfg

acegodzilla:

so i got a notification from our security camera that someone was at the front door and

a blurry friend

masterofallvillainy:

Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet and none of it is microwaveable. Therefore, there is no food in this house.

August 08 2017

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markhamillz:

Someone please stop me before I kill someone

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gaaraofsburbia:

thebhozzaguillero:

positivedoodles:

[Drawing of an orange elephant saying “I’m glad we got back in touch. You’re wonderful and I love having you in my life.” in a yellow speech bubble.]

@rescue-novalis

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cvberdemon:

*forgets which pocket has my phone*

August 07 2017

I want a girl with a short skirt

venusisfortransbians:

and a sooooooooooooooft…pretzel

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August 06 2017

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advanced-procrastination:

commandtower-solring-go:

kayas-wife:

chandra-nalaar:

viralthings:

The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.

this is just a normal waffle house

there is a bloody handprint on the door

There is somethung under the counter with the cups

A normal waffle house

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